Never Let Go

the-w0nder-queers: elkane: Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:13:45 -0400

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

whoa

jesuis-sasha-fierce: Soml

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:11:42 -0400

jesuis-sasha-fierce:

Soml

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:09:04 -0400

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:04:29 -0400

ohyousillypotato: what i’m looking for in a man: will lend me his hoodies good sense of humor is a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:02:41 -0400

ohyousillypotato:

what i’m looking for in a man:

will lend me his hoodies

good sense of humor

is a cutie patootie

will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood

good taste in music

readalot413: liverpate: azraeldoesnotdispute: liverpate: why am i not a banana Because your...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:02:26 -0400

readalot413:

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people

I'D LOVE YOU GUYS X5 IF YOU DID

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:59:04 -0400

Have you ever:

1. Skipped class?

2. Done drugs?

3. Self harmed?

4. Drank?

5. Shoplifted?

6. Gotten a tattoo?

7. Broken up with someone?

What's your favorite:

8. Show?

9. Movie?

10. Song?

11. Tumblr?

12. Singer/Band?

13. Memory?

14. Book?

This or that:

15. Invisibility or Ability to fly?

16. Cookies or Cake?

17. Twitter or Facebook?

18. Movies or Books?

19. Coke or Sprite?

20. Blind or Deaf?

21. Tea or Coffee?

What's your:

22. Name?

23. Sign?

24. Height?

25. Sexual orientation?

26. Shoe size?

27. Religion?

28. Longest relationship?

Opinion on:

29. Gay rights?

30. Second chances?

31. Long distance relationships?

32. Abortion?

33. The death penalty?

34. Marijuana ?

35. Love?

Do you:

36. Believe in ghost?

37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it?

38. Sleep with the door opened or closed?

39. Love someone?

40. Still watch cartoons?

41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

42. Like yourself?

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:43:21 -0400

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

What I think when kids in my class read

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:40:58 -0400

That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA

That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD

Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?

THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!

Can I sleep?

If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?

You can’t pronounce THAT word?

WHAT THE HELL

The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for

My skin’s crawling

Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard

You skipped a line

LOL what was that?

I don’t even.

Prom dresss

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:18:11 -0400

Prom dresss

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:56:00 -0400

lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:55:41 -0400

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

a-ttitude: worldfallsdown: unicorn-fish: joshishollywood: Th...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:54:11 -0400

a-ttitude:

worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:

This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

this is amazing ahahahha

emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:52:14 -0400

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

fake-a-smile-and-say-im-fine: We’re so small compared to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:50:19 -0400

fake-a-smile-and-say-im-fine:

We’re so small compared to these…these creatures. Yet we’re the one’s who hold them in a tank, where they have nowhere to go and no room to grow. And we’re the one’s called humans? What if we were treated how we treat animals of all life?

ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:50:07 -0400

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

Argument I heard on the bus

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:47:17 -0400

Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

Some people are complete cunts and make me feel bad for trying to do the right thing.

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:46:55 -0400

Some people are complete cunts and make me feel bad for trying to do the right thing.

screams: I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:43:41 -0400

screams:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:33:40 -0400

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING